Let’s be real—balance is cute in theory. In practice? It’s a joke. You’re juggling three half-finished projects, a planner that hasn’t seen a pen in a week, and you're out here acting like you have time for a 12-step ceremony under moonlight.
But hey, April’s Full Pink Moon in Libra is kind of a big deal. Libra’s the zodiac’s aesthetic overachiever who thrives on harmony, grace, and pretending they aren’t one bad day away from burning it all down. So if you’ve been spiraling through Aries season like a caffeinated gremlin, this moon is your cosmic reminder to chill the hell out and find your center—even if that center is just remembering what day it is.
So here’s your no-BS guide to faking balance till it sticks:
🕯️ 1. The Five-Minute “I’m Trying, Okay?” Ritual
- Light a candle (or open your phone’s flashlight, it’s fine).
- Breathe.
- Ask yourself: What part of my life resembles a dumpster fire right now?
- Picture that mess being bathed in a bright, white light and not your problem anymore.
- Feel what it would feel like to have that dumpster fire put out.
- Whisper this like it’s a threat: “I am balanced. I am chill. I am deeply unbothered.”
🪞 2. Clean Your Altar. Or Just Dust Something.
- Toss a crystal (rose quartz? That one you found in your bag?) on the altar.
- Add some lavender and light a candle.
- Say out loud what you need to stop tolerating.
Bonus: You just spiritually cleansed and did a chore. Gold star, babe.
🖋️ 3. Aggressively Affirm It
Write this on a sticky note or scrawl it in your planner like the baddie you are: “I’m releasing the nonsense and reclaiming my peace.”
Stick it somewhere annoying so you see it daily. Fridge. Laptop. Forehead.
🔥 Aries Season Ain’t Over
Still in Aries season until April 19. Channel that chaotic fire into doing something useful—like deleting all those half-assed notes in your phone titled “Full Moon Something.” Aries wants action, not perfection. Libra’s just here to make it look good.
🌿 Beltane Is Coming
Beltane is the sexy, sparkly, flower-crown-wearing sabbat of the year. Use this Full Moon to get your sh*t in order so you’re not scrambling to “honor the fire” with a burnt-out candle and stale cinnamon stick.
💌 PS: If you need reminders like “hey, the moon is full” and “don’t forget to charge your crystals and hydrate,” my newsletter’s got you! Sign up for your Taurus Season Survival Toolkit below and pretend you’ve got it all together.